“Fuck your motivation Jim, I don’t care if you’re uncomfortable with this scene. Jesus died for your fucking motivation, so suck it up and take that whip like the Son of God!”
I suggest you pre-soak in 4:1 peroxide and water. Then throw it in the wash with an added 1/4 cup of Oxy-Clean. That robe will look as good as the day Mary made it for you!
“Needs more blood.”
“Okay, do it again, but with more INTENSITY! TAKE 40!”
“You see, I hate Jewish people.”
“Fuck your motivation Jim, I don’t care if you’re uncomfortable with this scene. Jesus died for your fucking motivation, so suck it up and take that whip like the Son of God!”
“That last torture scene was better, but can you try not to look like you’re enjoying it so much?”
“So you’re telling me that in a fight, Jesus would beat Aquaman ’cause he would just all the water into wine? … hmmm, i could see that”
“I shouldn’t have said it, but I was tickling a bit of vodka during that interview, and the quote came back to bite me on the ass.”
“Come on, really? I didn’t think SIGNS was really that bad.”
I suggest you pre-soak in 4:1 peroxide and water. Then throw it in the wash with an added 1/4 cup of Oxy-Clean. That robe will look as good as the day Mary made it for you!
“I told you israel wouldn’t win the world cup, where’s my five bucks.”
…and the next time you plan on microwaving pasta sauce in the jar, please remember to take off the metal lid!