H1N1 makes me feel like an attention whore.

by Demers

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So last week I had H1N1. It was terrible, and that’s pretty much the last word on that I’ll say in this post. What’s interesting is what happened after. I go to a school where the journalism school is pretty prominent. We also have two campus newspapers and a student-run TV channel; two of these outlets havealready interviewed me because well, I was sick.

I’ve said the same things to both outlets and essentially I told them what they might not have wanted to hear: H1N1 is no big deal. That’s all well and dandy, but now that my friends want me to sit in front of their broadcast class cameras, I’m starting to get a bit frustrated.

A couple weeks ago I wrote an article for one of the campus papers (who coincidentally interviewed me yesterday) about how some H1N1 prevention methods are over the top.

Ironically, I then got H1N1.

I figure, hey, I want to write columns for a living, and this is the perfect opportunity to get my foot in the door! My editor contacts me and tells me to write a 250 word column about my time with the sickness. She ended the e-mail with the words “you are going to be a celebrity!”

This irked me a little bit.

I realized that I was becoming “famous” (and I used that in the loosest sense of the word) just because I was sick. I was “that guy with that disease”. I wasn’t getting a spot because my writing was good; I was getting it because I happened to have the flu for about a week, and the timing just happened to be within a pandemic. Great.

I’m very tempted to turn down the column position because frankly, if they publish the article that they interviewed me for yesterday (which they will), people will get sick of seeing my name attached to H1N1; I’m by no means a medical expert and I only know as much as I’ve read about.

While I’m typing this article I got a text message (update: and a Facebook message!) asking for another interview from one of my friends in class. I’m very tempted to just say “No, I’m tired of talking about it.”

Part of me doesn’t really feel right talking about myself this much; I don’t want people getting tired of me. As a guy who wants to write columns for a living, people not wanting to hear me talk is essentially the worst thing I could hope for.