Exquisite game.
by Dogleash
Have you ever been to a gathering of folk that needed inspiration the likes of Monopoly or Trivial Pursuit just couldn’t offer up? Well, being the artistic sort of chap I tend to think like, I borrow an idea I got from a good friend and usually get the groups at the parties I attend to play a different game. Its based on an artistic concept called Exquisite Corpse, where an artist would draw the head of a person and then fold it up on the paper and hand it off to the next artist who would complete the torso and so on.
But, instead of drawing parts of the body onto the paper, each person writes down a sentence, folds the paper so no one sees it, and then someone who can yell over top of everyone’s drunken giggles reads out the hilarious quotes and blurbs. This game can form some of the most hilarious monologues you’ll ever hear. Try it out, yo!
terming with joy the jolly lumberjack thrust his manhood into the not of the biggest, gnarliest sicamore tree!
the people at 171 harvard (residents and guests) fucking suck at this game.
however 20 years before an old man died, leaving behind his angry decrepit ghost which is unrelated to this story though he still has game w/ the ladies.
i love lamp. james needs a haircut. that was 2 sentences. nope. lets call it a run on sentence. i hope no one recognizes my handwriting. fuck. im just writing out my thoughts.
and once upon a time there was
fact: jeff has a mickey mouse labia.
i miked the banana peel & ran over to the local vinegar shop–because yo momma sent me.
after, he coyly pulled a pancake from within his trenchcoat.
i just farted. no, no wait. fuck, does anyone have a wetnap or a damp cloth?
truly..he tried to suck it buck in but thats a one way street. on weekdays anyways.
and after smelling his finger he decided not to call her back.
then the salty jellybean decided to join the jolly giant for a whiskey drink in kingston, jamaica…
your mom loves DVDA.
are we gonna make it too the bar tonight?
yet unbenounced to everyone the person staring this story infact made up the whole thing. continue.
if you can eat a dick, can you eat a clit? eat a tit? EGYPT IS IN AFRICA?!?!?!?
thinking cheifly of saving time, he hopped off the toilet and yacked into the s hit filled toilet.
why are lesbians so angry? they have dildos. why is it called a dildo? was the guy who invented named dildo? is he happy now that he is thrust vibrating into any crevase that desires to own one? this is long. and all questions. sorry.
GET OUT OF MY HOUSE CUNT SKUNK! GUUUUNT!!!!
first one to find my g spot wins! youre all fucked! homie was flossin his grip o’cheddar.
and that lettuce was just so crispy & crunchy & covered in sauce. every sauce. 2 sentences. marine land.
and then he felt it in his quivering vas deference.
meanwhile, the women heaved and lunged their bodies around the aerobic studio. in pursuit of eternal sex appeal.
il pleut les champignons dans le salle de bains sur mon pupitre…ou est mon stylo? wtf?
this of course was the perfect way to segue into full on ass-to-mouth orgy, complete with baby oil and large reflective surfaces.
all that made me want to punch a baby in the face. mmmmmm baby mittens.
have you ever farted and accidently shit yourself?
fuck fuck fuck fuck cunt cunt cunt cunt dick dick dick dick
that statue is a thousand million years old.
and then he killed himself.
there was once a girl from nantucket who took saran wrap and fucked it, if thats how it goes, anyone who knows?
this story will make more sense then the snippets of conversation im currently hearing.
dear santa, in the spirit of what you do, i decided to give you a present for christmas. enclosed in the package with this note is a treadmill. good luck with losing weight, you fat peice of shat.
and then, standing on top of the bridge,trapped between the embassy troops and the gurilla(?) renegades, he fell victim to a massive case of the giggles.
then he grasped her supple beasts as his throbbing manhood was close to bursting.
‘dana?’ ‘ya?’ ‘you have a really nice ass’ ASS GRAB!
circa 2010, guelph ontario